The loony

´You´re a loony´

 my wife informed me

OK, I am a loony after all,

but pretty successful loony, I shall say

Today I´ve read about a 40yo doctor axing his lover,

because she sent an SMS to his wife

Today I´ve read about 50yo lawyer committing a suicide,

because he got entangled into something nasty

I am neither a doctor nor solicitor

I am a victorious loony